# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3661 "2024-12-22T22:34:57Z")
I’ve fallen off my chair, Brian. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3662 "2024-12-23T02:53:06Z")
Er, I think this is largely due to the number of votes cast. Gerald. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3663 "2024-12-23T13:40:53Z")
Oh. Just a bottle of sherry then, please. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3664 "2024-12-23T16:09:06Z")
What a strange person! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3665 "2024-12-23T16:24:11Z")
There’s gifts for all the family There’s toiletries and trains There’s Sony Walkman Headphone sets And the latest video games It’s Christmas, it’s Christmas in heaven Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Every single day is Christmas day ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3666 "2024-12-24T03:59:47Z")
But don’t you see, I came here to find a new job, a new life, a new meaning to my existence. Can’t you help me? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3667 "2024-12-24T07:16:36Z")
Look, you’re a busy man — ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3668 "2024-12-24T13:40:22Z")
Er yes … well … you’ve not quite got the hang of that, have you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3669 "2024-12-25T05:21:47Z")
How much do you hate the Romans? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3670 "2024-12-25T05:31:27Z")
You’d better wait here. I’ll get a cloth. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3671 "2024-12-25T11:33:42Z")
We are astrologers. We have come from the East. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3672 "2024-12-26T02:10:58Z")
A lot. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3673 "2024-12-26T07:13:21Z")
No, don’t follow me and … _(camera zooms in)_ And don’t zoom in on me, no I’m off, I’m off. That’s it. That’s all. I’m off. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3674 "2024-12-26T09:08:41Z")
Good. Now I’m ‘arrestin’ this entire show on three counts: one, acts of self-conscious behavior contrary to the ‘Not in front of the children’ Act, two, always saying ‘It’s so and so of the Yard’ every time the fuzz arrives and, three, and this is the cruncher, offences against the ‘Getting out of sketches without using a proper punchline’ Act, four, namely, simply ending every bleedin’ sketch by just having a policeman come in and… wait a minute. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3675 "2024-12-26T11:44:48Z")
Do you do a lot of this, then? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3676 "2024-12-26T14:26:08Z")
Yes, on your screen tomorrow: ‘The Naughtiest Girl in the School’ starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3677 "2024-12-26T18:51:11Z")
It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3678 "2024-12-27T03:46:01Z")
Shove off! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3679 "2024-12-27T04:08:04Z")
A witch! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3680 "2024-12-27T11:27:50Z")
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