# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3681 "2024-12-27T19:13:12Z")
And I believe you’re working on an anagram version of Shakespeare? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3682 "2024-12-27T19:32:24Z")
Hello? Is that the North Malden Icelandic Society? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3683 "2024-12-28T12:51:58Z")
Enough of this gay banter. And now Mr Anchovy, you asked us to advise you which job in life you were best suited for. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3684 "2024-12-28T16:55:56Z")
I’ve had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3685 "2024-12-28T18:55:22Z")
Oh, oh, ‘courtesan’, oh aren’t we grand. Harlot’s not good enough for us eh? Paramour, concubine, fille de joie. That’s what we are not. Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that’s what you are. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3686 "2024-12-28T22:08:03Z")
1. The Black Death, typhus, cholera, consumption, bubonic plague. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3687 "2024-12-29T04:24:50Z")
I was just wondering whether it would be possible for me to join… the women’s Army? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3688 "2024-12-29T13:03:11Z")
Where’s all the others, then? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3689 "2024-12-29T14:27:44Z")
I’d like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I’ve got a degree. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3690 "2024-12-29T19:10:18Z")
Stop this, stop this. What a silly way to carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3691 "2024-12-30T03:40:46Z")
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ a pantomime horse at all. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3692 "2024-12-30T03:50:19Z")
What an eccentric performance. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3693 "2024-12-30T04:41:38Z")
But soon the killer sheep began to infect other animals with its startling intelligence. Pussy cats began to arrange mortgages, cocker spaniels began to design supermarkets… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3694 "2024-12-30T13:46:26Z")
But if he’s not dead, what’s he doing in a coffin? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3695 "2024-12-30T15:52:18Z")
You’re not furnished, you fascist. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3696 "2024-12-31T12:25:10Z")
This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F. G. Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3697 "2024-12-31T12:58:39Z")
Bicycle Repair Man! But… how? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3698 "2024-12-31T18:24:52Z")
I hope you’re enjoying the show. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3699 "2024-12-31T19:02:26Z")
Enough of this gay banter. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3700 "2024-12-31T22:31:00Z")
Yes, on your screen tomorrow: ‘The Naughtiest Girl in the School’ starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=184) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=186)