# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 186
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3701 "2025-01-01T05:05:14Z")
_Who_ leaps out? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3702 "2025-01-01T12:39:04Z")
Ah, you’re not going to catch me with an old one like that. Right let’s reconstruct the crime. Constable you be Inspector Tiger. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3703 "2025-01-01T15:20:55Z")
Well we interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, ‘Two Sheds’. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3704 "2025-01-01T16:01:01Z")
I’m afraid it’s my unpleasant duty to inform you that you’re fired. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3705 "2025-01-01T16:58:49Z")
This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be watching part of this show tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3706 "2025-01-02T04:19:17Z")
Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to lion-taming in one go. You don’t think it might be better if you worked your way _towards_ lion-taming, say, via banking…? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3707 "2025-01-02T04:25:50Z")
And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3708 "2025-01-02T06:52:23Z")
It doesn’t matter _why_ they’re dressed as a tiger. Have they got my leg? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3709 "2025-01-02T13:16:54Z")
Morning. Upstairs. Be careful, it’s very steep. Almost there. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3710 "2025-01-02T16:59:26Z")
Well we interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, ‘Two Sheds’. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3711 "2025-01-02T18:27:32Z")
You are hereby charged that you did willfully take part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great British Public. Evening all. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3712 "2025-01-02T18:31:14Z")
Good evening and welcome ladies and gentlemen. At this time we’d like to up the tempo a little, change the mood. We’ve got a number requested by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin, and old Spotty - Tarquin’s mother - a little number specially written for the pubescence of ex-King Zog of Albania, and it’s entitled ‘Art Gallery’. Hope you like it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3713 "2025-01-03T05:33:19Z")
You promised you wouldn’t do fruit this week. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3714 "2025-01-03T13:33:16Z")
Well we interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, ‘Two Sheds’. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3715 "2025-01-03T14:18:28Z")
I _know_ . I know you can’t. I didn’t want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3716 "2025-01-03T16:16:13Z")
But now, over to the exploding version of the ‘Blue Danube’. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3717 "2025-01-03T21:25:46Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Well we interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, ‘Two Sheds’. > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Well we interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, ‘Two Sheds’. > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Well we interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, ‘Two Sheds’. Three times in three days? Really? In play: Suppose he’s got a pointed stick. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3718 "2025-01-04T02:13:08Z")
And now for something completely different… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3719 "2025-01-04T04:55:19Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3720 "2025-01-04T06:44:00Z")
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