# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 187
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3721 "2025-01-04T11:47:23Z")
All right, all right. I’ll give you one more chance, get on the table… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3722 "2025-01-04T15:45:52Z")
Stay where you are. You’ll never leave this bookshop alive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3723 "2025-01-05T04:12:07Z")
Shaddup! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3724 "2025-01-05T04:16:57Z")
Have you got anything without spam? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3725 "2025-01-05T05:11:09Z")
Is there someone else up there we could talk to? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3726 "2025-01-05T13:57:54Z")
Right. Now. I’m going to say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your head. How many pints do you want? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3727 "2025-01-05T21:19:42Z")
Two Sheds. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3728 "2025-01-06T03:59:52Z")
I told him we already had one. Heeheeheehee! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3729 "2025-01-06T13:26:41Z")
Good thinking, sir. I’ll get the horse. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3730 "2025-01-06T13:32:52Z")
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3731 "2025-01-06T19:05:17Z")
You’re fucking _nicked_, me old beauty! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3732 "2025-01-06T19:56:53Z")
Oh it’s ’Rag Week’ sir. People have been very good, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3733 "2025-01-06T20:30:52Z")
It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3734 "2025-01-06T22:14:33Z")
Does anyone in our party speak Swahili sir? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3735 "2025-01-07T01:21:43Z")
Yes, yes, I will, I’m going to cut your hair, sir. I’m going to start cutting your hair, sir, start cutting now! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3736 "2025-01-07T12:58:44Z")
I can say nothing at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3737 "2025-01-07T13:56:53Z")
There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there’s another bit where I’ll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it’s just the way he’s holding the spear. Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of ‘Gardening Club’ for I958: ‘KEN RUSSELL’S GARDENING CLUB (I958)’ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3738 "2025-01-07T15:21:04Z")
… and the aptly named Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Film. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3739 "2025-01-07T18:41:22Z")
No. I don’t want to wait. At nine o’clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3740 "2025-01-08T00:51:25Z")
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