# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 188
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3741 "2025-01-08T13:28:40Z")
You probably noticed that I didn’t say ‘and now for something completely different’ just now. This is simply because I am unable to appear in the show this week ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3742 "2025-01-08T15:12:46Z")
And now for something completely the same. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3743 "2025-01-08T15:15:43Z")
On the program this evening we have Monsignor Edward Gay, visiting Pastoral Emissary of the Somerset Theological College and author of a number of books about belief, the most recent of which is the best seller ‘My God’. And opposite him we have Dr Tom Jack: humanist, broadcaster, lecturer and author of the book ‘Hello Sailor’. Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non-existence of God, they have decided to fight for it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3744 "2025-01-08T15:54:02Z")
Don’t grovel! If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s groveling! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3745 "2025-01-08T21:39:37Z")
Sir, we, uh - we have got a ‘Brian’, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3746 "2025-01-08T23:17:44Z")
G’day Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3747 "2025-01-09T04:11:11Z")
You bloody fool, Morgan, that’s the metope. The abacus is between the architrave and the aechinus in the capital. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3748 "2025-01-09T12:55:41Z")
As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you’ve had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Giveaway in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of our modern navy. The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3749 "2025-01-09T16:08:39Z")
Who wrote that? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3750 "2025-01-10T13:24:18Z")
Oh sit down! Sit down! Sit down! There’ll be plenty of time for that later on. Now boys, here’s my idea… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3751 "2025-01-10T14:53:42Z")
Right! One rabbit stew, coming up! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3752 "2025-01-10T17:48:49Z")
O wicked, bad, _naughty_ Zoot! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3753 "2025-01-10T17:53:55Z")
I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I’d like to change please. I’d like to have this one instead please. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3754 "2025-01-10T18:02:07Z")
_Venez-vous ici souvent?_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3755 "2025-01-10T19:47:53Z")
Right, right, stop it. This film’s got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it’s got silly. This man’s hair is too long for a vicar, too. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3756 "2025-01-10T20:36:03Z")
Ha, ha! Well, I must dash or I’ll be late for the 10.15. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3757 "2025-01-11T02:11:52Z")
Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3758 "2025-01-11T13:00:06Z")
``` You're always complaining. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3759 "2025-01-11T14:42:00Z")
And after the spanking, the oral sex. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3760 "2025-01-11T17:19:19Z")
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