# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 190
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3781 "2025-01-14T17:58:09Z")
Run away! Run away! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3782 "2025-01-15T03:23:32Z")
But I am a chartered accountant. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3783 "2025-01-15T12:36:12Z")
I’m thirty-seven … I’m not old. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3784 "2025-01-15T13:25:46Z")
Good lord! That’s the most exciting new idea I’ve heard in years! It’s so simple it’s brilliant! Well, if that idea of yours isn’t worth a pound I’d like to know what is. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3785 "2025-01-15T15:25:16Z")
Number one. The foot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3786 "2025-01-15T15:55:29Z")
Well, chartered accountancy is rather exciting, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3787 "2025-01-15T16:56:21Z")
Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that’s all - I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3788 "2025-01-15T17:23:01Z")
And you can switch it off during the daytime, and claim reasonable wear and tear as allowable professional expenses under Paragraph 335C… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3789 "2025-01-15T19:57:39Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, no welcome could be more heartfelt than that which I have no doubt you will all want to join with me in giving this great showbiz stiff. Ladies and gentlemen, to read the nominations for the Light Entertainment Award, the remains of the late Sir Alan Waddle. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3790 "2025-01-15T20:11:47Z")
Sorry guv, we’re right out of parrots. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3791 "2025-01-15T20:27:00Z")
Thank you. Um, incidentally, do call me Tom. I don’t want you bothering with this ‘Thomas’ nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. Eddie Baby, when you first started in the… ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3792 "2025-01-15T21:22:39Z")
I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3793 "2025-01-16T02:21:32Z")
Look! You said I was going to be a funny passenger. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3794 "2025-01-16T13:37:48Z")
What a terrible joke. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3795 "2025-01-16T18:10:07Z")
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3796 "2025-01-16T21:26:06Z")
I’ll come in again. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3797 "2025-01-16T22:00:58Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3798 "2025-01-16T22:12:39Z")
She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3799 "2025-01-16T22:49:22Z")
She’s a goer, eh? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3800 "2025-01-17T05:06:16Z")
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