# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 191
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3801 "2025-01-17T15:28:25Z")
You naughty person. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3802 "2025-01-17T15:42:02Z")
But it’s my only line! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3803 "2025-01-18T12:38:06Z")
First word shout? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3804 "2025-01-18T17:21:56Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3805 "2025-01-18T17:26:44Z")
Lookout of the Yard! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3806 "2025-01-19T12:16:37Z")
Ah, you’re not going to catch me with an old one like that. Right let’s reconstruct the crime. Constable you be Inspector Tiger. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3807 "2025-01-19T12:38:13Z")
Yes! Policemen make wonderful friends. So if you are over six feet tall and would like a friend, a pen friend, in the police force, here is the address to write to: ‘Mrs. Ena Frog, 8 Masonic Apron Street, Cowdenbeath’. Remember – policemen make wonderful friends. So write today and take advantage of our free officer. Thank you. And now for the next sketch. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3808 "2025-01-19T14:40:49Z")
Caption: ‘SOMETHING SILLY’S GOING TO HAPPEN’ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3809 "2025-01-19T15:40:32Z")
So, um, do you want to come back to my place? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3810 "2025-01-20T13:05:00Z")
Hello. 'Ow are you? I’m fine. Welcome to a new half-hour chat show in which me, viz the man what’s talking to you now, and Brooky - to wit my flat mate - and nothing else, I’d like to emphasize that - discuss current affairs issues of burning import. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3811 "2025-01-20T15:00:25Z")
Camp it up! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3812 "2025-01-20T15:45:08Z")
I’m sorry. I’m afraid I’ve caught poetry. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3813 "2025-01-21T04:31:28Z")
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3814 "2025-01-21T12:58:38Z")
Get back in the cupboard you pantomimetic royal person. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3815 "2025-01-21T19:25:53Z")
Morning, madam, I’ve come to read your poet. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3816 "2025-01-22T13:22:31Z")
Chuff, chuff, chuffwoooooch, woooooch! Sssssssss, sssssssss! Diddledum, diddledum, diddlealum. Toot, toot. The train now standing at platform eight, tch, tch, tch, diddledum, diddledum. Chuffff chuffffiTff eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa Vooooommmmm. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3817 "2025-01-22T15:35:02Z")
Michael, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3818 "2025-01-22T17:05:07Z")
Number one. The foot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3819 "2025-01-22T19:31:20Z")
You’re no fun anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3820 "2025-01-22T21:39:58Z")
Well… why are we _paying_ for the watch? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=190) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=192)