# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 192
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3821 "2025-01-22T21:40:59Z")
Algie’s here, too! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3822 "2025-01-22T21:46:54Z")
G’day, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3823 "2025-01-22T22:19:04Z")
Shh. I can hear something. 'Ang about, we may still get in this show as a link. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3824 "2025-01-23T18:38:02Z")
No pooftahs! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3825 "2025-01-23T19:16:51Z")
Oh! Oh well in that case I’ll be saying goodbye then, sir… Goodbye then, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3826 "2025-01-23T19:19:01Z")
That’s nothing like a willow. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3827 "2025-01-23T19:22:02Z")
And Oliver St John-Mollusc. His father was a Cabinet Minister, and his mother won the derby. Said to be this year’s outstanding twit. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3828 "2025-01-23T19:49:06Z")
Here is the address to complain to … CAPTION: ‘MR ALBERT SPIM, I,OOO,OO8 LONDON ROAD, OXFORD’ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3829 "2025-01-23T20:20:58Z")
…Monty Python’s Flying Circus! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3830 "2025-01-23T20:35:22Z")
Look, would you mind going away, I’m trying to examine this man. _(he goes back under the kilt; a slight pause; he re-emerges)_ It’s - er - it’s all right - I am a doctor. Actually, I’m a gynecologist… but this is my lunchhour. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3831 "2025-01-24T04:53:16Z")
I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3832 "2025-01-24T14:30:23Z")
That’s all right sir, we get all sorts of lines in here. The head waiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments, and now if you’ll excuse me I have to go and commit suicide. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3833 "2025-01-24T14:42:03Z")
Not guilty. Case not proven. Court adjourned. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3834 "2025-01-24T14:49:05Z")
It’s the uniform that puts them off, that and my bad breath. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3835 "2025-01-24T19:40:20Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3836 "2025-01-24T20:07:37Z")
You here on holiday or…? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3837 "2025-01-24T22:01:17Z")
Look, you’re a busy man, and… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3838 "2025-01-25T13:41:53Z")
The general public’s not going to understand this, are they? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3839 "2025-01-25T16:45:54Z")
I prefer to drone on and on before foaming at the mouth and falling backward. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3840 "2025-01-25T18:51:34Z")
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