# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3881 "2025-02-01T04:03:13Z")
We’ve been mentioned on telly! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3882 "2025-02-01T12:44:45Z")
Have you anything to say in your defense? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3883 "2025-02-01T16:41:52Z")
I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3884 "2025-02-01T18:14:23Z")
Those of you who missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3885 "2025-02-01T21:50:39Z")
That’s got spam in it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3886 "2025-02-02T03:08:33Z")
Oh, shit, it’s Mr. Creosote! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3887 "2025-02-02T05:43:43Z")
And now here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night. Leave your radio on during the night. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3888 "2025-02-02T13:58:33Z")
You’ve kept this all rather hush-hush so far shipmate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3889 "2025-02-03T05:24:12Z")
You lucky bastard. You lucky, lucky bastard! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3890 "2025-02-03T13:14:01Z")
Oh! The very words of the garage mechanic in Bude! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3891 "2025-02-03T14:31:11Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3892 "2025-02-03T14:46:57Z")
Oh see my brother’s clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don’t feel the army’s playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3893 "2025-02-04T04:23:21Z")
There. Flopsy’s dead, and never called me Mother. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3894 "2025-02-04T14:53:49Z")
7.30 Fed cat. 8.00 Breakfast. 8.30 Yes (successfully). 9.00 Set out on historic journey. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3895 "2025-02-04T22:49:29Z")
Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we’re going to see underwear become even naughtier? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3896 "2025-02-04T23:39:14Z")
Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we’re entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3897 "2025-02-05T03:49:31Z")
Bloody Romans. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3898 "2025-02-05T04:00:12Z")
Yes, on your screen tomorrow: ‘The Naughtiest Girl in the School’ starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3899 "2025-02-05T04:07:30Z")
“Moping,” hmm, must remember that. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3900 "2025-02-06T12:42:49Z")
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