# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 199
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3961 "2025-02-22T16:19:44Z")
Here we see Heinz Sielmann engaged in a life or death struggle with Peter Scott. They are engaged in a bitter punch-up over repeat fees on the overseas sales of their nature documentaries. Now they have been joined by an enraged Jacques Cousteau. This is typical of the harsh and bitchy world of television features. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3962 "2025-02-23T11:27:15Z")
Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3963 "2025-02-23T14:47:38Z")
No. 1. The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3964 "2025-02-23T18:12:21Z")
Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pule’s, only 2400 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3965 "2025-02-23T18:29:52Z")
…The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3966 "2025-02-24T12:13:21Z")
Mmmm… I see … you don’t have anything specially about Devon and Cornwall? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3967 "2025-02-24T16:08:52Z")
And now on BBC another six minutes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3968 "2025-02-24T20:08:11Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3969 "2025-02-25T13:40:02Z")
Michael, you tell them about it. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3970 "2025-02-26T12:59:10Z")
Would you like drinkee? Or game bingo? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3971 "2025-02-27T06:14:33Z")
(caption) AND NOW TEN SECONDS OF SEX … (caption) ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN STOP NOW ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3972 "2025-02-27T18:31:29Z")
Why do you want to be a private dick? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3973 "2025-02-27T18:40:35Z")
Oh, he shouldn’t be saying that, we haven’t done comparatives yet. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3974 "2025-02-27T18:47:10Z")
The palindrome for Bolton is ‘Notlob’ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3975 "2025-02-27T18:51:58Z")
Well, you can’t blame British Rail for that. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3976 "2025-02-27T22:04:05Z")
Nasty little piece of work, he is, I hate him! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3977 "2025-02-28T01:07:56Z")
You see, it’s very simple - I just take these cut-out figures and by putting them together… oh, you mean we’re on?.. _(Gilliam’s head appears briefly)_ Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3978 "2025-02-28T12:16:17Z")
Listen Buster! In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it’s cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there’s only golly fish to eat. Administrative errors are bound to occur in enormous quantities. Look at this - it’s all a mistake. It’s a real pain in the sphincter! Icelandic Honey Week? My Life! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3979 "2025-02-28T13:33:56Z")
So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks. What makes these young Scotsmen so keen to kill themselves? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3980 "2025-02-28T21:31:59Z")
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