# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 201
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4001 "2025-03-07T18:49:01Z")
Well, being President of the United States is something that I shall have to think about. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4002 "2025-03-08T12:59:07Z")
Ah, hello. Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and _I_ spot… our next item - so let’s get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item - or dish! Ha, ha! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4003 "2025-03-09T03:19:16Z")
I need to go walkies. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4004 "2025-03-09T13:02:30Z")
Liberal rubbish. Klaus …What do you want with your jugged fish? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4005 "2025-03-09T20:40:57Z")
I got thirty bob for the trousers! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4006 "2025-03-10T02:49:07Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4007 "2025-03-10T12:48:04Z")
I’m going upstairs, I can’t bear it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4008 "2025-03-10T15:24:59Z")
It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4009 "2025-03-10T17:39:07Z")
Good Lord, the bar’s open! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4010 "2025-03-11T04:02:10Z")
'Ello 'ello 'ello. What’s all this, then? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4011 "2025-03-11T12:35:18Z")
I’ll tell you where it is for a pound. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4012 "2025-03-12T03:46:48Z")
Are you… at your wits’ end? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4013 "2025-03-12T15:30:58Z")
Well, it’s five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 now it’ll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening it’ll be ten o’clock and at 10.30 we’ll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10.33, and don’t forget tomorrow when it’ll be 9.20. Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. Now here is a time check. It’s six and a half minutes to the big green thing. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4014 "2025-03-12T16:44:50Z")
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4015 "2025-03-12T23:50:23Z")
No, not the curtains, lad. All that you can see! Stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This’ll be your kingdom, lad! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4016 "2025-03-13T13:09:38Z")
My Theory by A. Elk. Brackets Miss, brackets. This theory goes as follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory, it is mine, and belongs to me and I own it, and what it is too. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4017 "2025-03-14T00:04:52Z")
… And the beast shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the [blood](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Blood) of living creatures, and the [whore](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Whore) of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there’ll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah… ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4018 "2025-03-14T00:12:51Z")
In 1945 Peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4019 "2025-03-14T03:08:56Z")
I’ll scratch your eyes out. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4020 "2025-03-14T12:47:11Z")
I have another theory. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=200) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=202)