# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 204
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4061 "2025-03-27T00:09:42Z")
“I drink, therefore I am.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4062 "2025-03-27T04:27:27Z")
Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4063 "2025-03-27T13:18:16Z")
Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You … LABOURER! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4064 "2025-03-27T14:10:36Z")
I see you have the machine that goes ‘ping’. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4065 "2025-03-27T14:40:34Z")
Sorry Squire, I’ve gobbed on your carpet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4066 "2025-03-28T03:52:30Z")
You don’t need a license for your cat. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4067 "2025-03-28T13:42:47Z")
Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. I don’t know what all the fuss is about, I could tame one of those. They look pretty tame to start with. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4068 "2025-03-29T02:49:48Z")
This is a dog license with the word ‘dog’ crossed out and ‘cat’ written in, in crayon. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4069 "2025-03-29T05:09:54Z")
I’ve fallen off my chair, Brian. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4070 "2025-03-29T13:10:57Z")
Right… well I should definitely say you’re suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you’ve got. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4071 "2025-03-29T13:18:29Z")
It was an inspired guess. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4072 "2025-03-29T17:03:53Z")
I would put a tax on all people who stand in water … _(looks round him)_… Oh! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2025, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4073 "2025-03-30T03:44:29Z")
I would tax Raquel Welch… and I have a feeling she would tax me. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2025, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4074 "2025-03-30T11:39:28Z")
Not any more Lady Partridge… the line’s been closed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4075 "2025-03-30T15:47:01Z")
Yes! This couple is just one of the prizes in this year’s Police Raffle. Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a ‘What’s all this then?’ T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4076 "2025-03-31T01:08:51Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4077 "2025-03-31T15:01:08Z")
Norman? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4078 "2025-04-01T00:21:32Z")
It’s written. That’s why. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4079 "2025-04-01T00:51:13Z")
But last year, the government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on national defense! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4080 "2025-04-01T01:27:07Z")
Like that super time I wore that striped robe in the Magistrates Court. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=203) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=205)