# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 205
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4081 "2025-04-01T12:13:38Z")
That’s a strange expression, Bruce. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4082 "2025-04-01T22:46:21Z")
These are the words that are not to be used again on this program. ``` B*M B*TTY P*X KN*CKERS W **-W** SEMPRINI ``` ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4083 "2025-04-02T12:36:16Z")
I didn’t write that! Sounds more like Dickens… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4084 "2025-04-02T18:10:51Z")
It was Shaw’s. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4085 "2025-04-02T23:45:55Z")
Absolutely super. Pat and Max are coming down from Eton to help daddy count money. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4086 "2025-04-03T02:47:52Z")
You’d better wait here. I’ll get a cloth. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4087 "2025-04-03T12:36:44Z")
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4088 "2025-04-03T12:39:48Z")
All right, I’ll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4089 "2025-04-03T14:00:23Z")
Aren’t you going to say ‘What’s all this then?’ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4090 "2025-04-03T21:07:10Z")
Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. “It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, your Majesty,” he said and she smiled quietly to herself. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4091 "2025-04-03T21:58:49Z")
Darling, it’s the Milk Marketing Board. For every two cartons of single cream we get the M4 motorway. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4092 "2025-04-03T22:28:43Z")
Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4093 "2025-04-04T13:03:57Z")
Get ON with it! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4094 "2025-04-04T13:24:35Z")
But I already got one! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4095 "2025-04-04T14:38:09Z")
Oh, super, super… well, er… I think it shows I’m human, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4096 "2025-04-04T15:43:31Z")
How much do you hate the Romans? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4097 "2025-04-04T18:20:10Z")
Who’s giving the orders round here? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4098 "2025-04-05T15:53:44Z")
There are some who call me… Tim. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4099 "2025-04-05T16:56:23Z")
Quite frankly I’m against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4100 "2025-04-05T21:23:15Z")
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