# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 207
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4121 "2025-04-11T15:39:15Z")
There. Flopsy’s dead, and never called me Mother. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4122 "2025-04-11T18:02:15Z")
And now for something completely diff… something completely diff… completely diff… completely diff… completely diff… completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4123 "2025-04-12T02:31:14Z")
You’re a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4124 "2025-04-12T13:25:20Z")
I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4125 "2025-04-12T14:17:54Z")
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4126 "2025-04-12T14:50:54Z")
Burma! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4127 "2025-04-13T00:06:19Z")
No. 1. The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4128 "2025-04-13T01:13:50Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4129 "2025-04-13T02:08:47Z")
I want his only daughter to look upon me as her own dad, in a very real and legally binding sense. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4130 "2025-04-13T13:01:10Z")
Engine room, stand by to feed the cat. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4131 "2025-04-13T15:59:14Z")
We was too late… The Rev. Neuk saw the light. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4132 "2025-04-13T16:02:45Z")
Yes, my word, you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory, that I have, that is to say, which is mine,… is mine. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4133 "2025-04-13T20:20:55Z")
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4134 "2025-04-13T22:09:46Z")
Rotating knives, yes. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4135 "2025-04-13T23:29:50Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not simply going to say ‘and now for something completely different’ this week, as I do not think it fit. This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be watching part of this show tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4136 "2025-04-14T03:09:46Z")
Dinsdale…? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4137 "2025-04-14T05:04:54Z")
Lemon curry? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4138 "2025-04-14T13:39:20Z")
Absolutely. Yes. My fruit cake was damaged on one side. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4139 "2025-04-14T14:33:54Z")
Good evening. On ‘Ethel the Frog’ tonight we look at violence. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4140 "2025-04-14T14:42:17Z")
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