# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 209
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4161 "2025-04-19T03:41:18Z")
Do you want to come upstairs? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4162 "2025-04-19T14:23:58Z")
I’m not in this show. This is show five - I’m not in until show eight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4163 "2025-04-19T15:17:23Z")
Fuck your sales, I have to protect the general public! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4164 "2025-04-19T15:33:22Z")
Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O’ Tracy. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4165 "2025-04-19T16:05:00Z")
Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this show has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall’s wonderful jump in 1964? Yours etc., Ken Voyeur. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4166 "2025-04-20T01:47:11Z")
I’d like to see more fairy stories about the police. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4167 "2025-04-20T02:06:39Z")
Oh, Wombat. Wombat Harness! Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds, where the garden of love encloses us round. Oh Harness! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4168 "2025-04-20T03:12:20Z")
And so you shall! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4169 "2025-04-20T05:28:28Z")
Dear Sir, I’m sorry this letter is late, it should have come at the beginning of the programme. Yours, Ivor Bigbottie, (age two). ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4170 "2025-04-20T15:37:23Z")
Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last letter, before my drift has become apparent. I spent many years in India during the last war and am now a part-time notice board in a prominent public school. Yours etc., Brigadier Zoe La Rue (deceased). PS Aghhh! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4171 "2025-04-20T20:15:11Z")
You’re not going to fire me, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4172 "2025-04-21T01:10:54Z")
…none of them were indigenous to Australia, carried their young in pouches, or ate any of those yummy Eucalyptus leaves.Yum Yum. Thats the news for wombats, and now Attila the Bun! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4173 "2025-04-21T02:02:13Z")
I want you kids to get _a head!_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4174 "2025-04-21T06:10:59Z")
Drink doctor, eat Sister, cook Mr. Bertenshaw, nurse me! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4175 "2025-04-21T10:56:45Z")
Ralph, do answer that door will you! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4176 "2025-04-21T14:10:24Z")
And now an appeal for sanity from the Reverend Arthur Belling. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4177 "2025-04-21T18:07:21Z")
Vera! I distinctly heard a Mexican rhythm combo. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4178 "2025-04-21T22:40:34Z")
- Oh I’m awfully sorry, my suit seems to keep catching fire. - Extinguisher? - Oh no, thank you, I think we’d better let it run its course. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4179 "2025-04-22T15:38:31Z")
All right, nobody move. I’m Inspector Davis of Scotland Yard. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4180 "2025-04-22T16:13:48Z")
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