# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 210
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4181 "2025-04-23T04:14:21Z")
Yes, he’s such a clever little boy, aren’t you? Coochy coochy coo! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4182 "2025-04-23T11:33:28Z")
Oh, I’ve forgotten my line. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4183 "2025-04-24T04:12:25Z")
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4184 "2025-04-24T14:41:54Z")
You stupid, interfering little rat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4185 "2025-04-24T17:15:01Z")
Blessed is Arthur Crackpot and all his subsidiaries Ltd. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4186 "2025-04-24T21:36:47Z")
Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4187 "2025-04-25T12:09:28Z")
Oh, oh, yes…yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer’s no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer… ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4188 "2025-04-25T12:16:06Z")
I panicked. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4189 "2025-04-25T14:24:18Z")
Look! You said I was going to be a funny passenger. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4190 "2025-04-25T14:32:10Z")
Hmm, it’s very good about the spectacles. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4191 "2025-04-26T10:13:36Z")
But if he’s not dead, what’s he doing in a coffin? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4192 "2025-04-26T15:08:44Z")
I’d just like to say how grateful I am to the BBC for providing me with work, particularly at this time of year, when things are a bit thin for us announcers. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4193 "2025-04-26T15:33:58Z")
Er, excuse me, um, are you suggesting eating my mother? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4194 "2025-04-27T02:43:02Z")
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Well, yes. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4195 "2025-04-27T02:43:35Z")
I’ll have you spam, dear. I love spam. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4196 "2025-04-27T04:32:16Z")
Still - WAAWWW, eh? WAAAAAAW-HAW-HAW-HAAAAWW, eh? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4197 "2025-04-27T10:14:01Z")
Dear Sir, I am over three thousand years old and would like to see any scene with two people in bed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4198 "2025-04-27T15:34:54Z")
- Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don’t grovel! One thing I can’t stand, it’s people groveling. - Sorry. - And don’t apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it’s ‘sorry this’ and ‘forgive me that’ and ‘I’m not worthy’. What are you doing now? - I’m averting my eyes, O Lord. - Well, don’t. It’s like those miserable Psalms-- they’re so depressing. Now, knock it off! - Yes, Lord. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4199 "2025-04-27T22:54:21Z")
And now for something completely the same. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4200 "2025-04-28T12:18:29Z")
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