# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 211
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4201 "2025-04-28T14:24:04Z")
Dinsdale! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4202 "2025-04-28T14:47:51Z")
Here to play Tchaikowsky’s first piano concerto in B Flat Minor is the world-famous soloist Sviatoslav Richter. During the performance he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4203 "2025-04-28T19:30:30Z")
Last week on ‘Conjuring Today’, we learned how to saw a woman in half. Today, we’ll learn how to saw her into three pieces and dispose of the body. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4204 "2025-04-28T19:43:03Z")
I’ve got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I’ve got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I’ve got lots of lovely lire. Now the Deutschmark’s getting dearer, And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4205 "2025-04-28T20:23:29Z")
This is the end! The end! Aaargh!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4206 "2025-04-29T02:53:15Z")
I think I’ll go for a walk. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4207 "2025-04-29T04:13:14Z")
Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Allons-y. What? Let’s go. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4208 "2025-04-29T14:01:29Z")
Yes, Mr Badger, what would you like to start with? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4209 "2025-04-29T14:07:47Z")
I told them we already had one. Heeheeheehee. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4210 "2025-04-29T14:12:51Z")
- Ah, Ring Kichard, yes… but surely that’s not an anagram, that’s a spoonerism. - If you’re going to split hairs, I’m going to piss off. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4211 "2025-04-29T14:14:03Z")
A palindrome?!? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4212 "2025-04-29T17:21:42Z")
Gloves … glasses… mustache… handkerchief… I’m going to operate!! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4213 "2025-04-29T18:39:46Z")
What’s that got to do with my bloody music? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4214 "2025-04-29T19:03:16Z")
Who’s _she?_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4215 "2025-04-29T23:04:22Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4216 "2025-04-29T23:25:58Z")
New-Bruce, are you a Poofter? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4217 "2025-04-30T04:09:45Z")
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4218 "2025-04-30T04:21:10Z")
Bruce, crack tube! _(Sound of cans opening)_ Any questions? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4219 "2025-04-30T22:08:05Z")
This is my only line. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4220 "2025-05-01T01:25:57Z")
I was just thinking, you know, if it was possible for me to have my choice … I’d prefer to be in the Women’s Royal Amy Corps. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=210) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=212)