# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 212
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4221 "2025-05-01T01:48:11Z")
You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me … I don’t want to feel as though I’m getting in the way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4222 "2025-05-01T02:17:39Z")
Two civilian gentlemen to see you, sir! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4223 "2025-05-01T10:36:53Z")
Yes, yes of course, I thought so…only…er why are they up in the trees? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4224 "2025-05-01T12:58:26Z")
Er, look would you mind running long for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4225 "2025-05-01T16:22:41Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4226 "2025-05-01T17:44:07Z")
My name is Smoke-too-much. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4227 "2025-05-02T11:45:28Z")
And who’s the other fella? It’s Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there’s fun a-plenty. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4228 "2025-05-02T15:56:05Z")
And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4229 "2025-05-03T02:50:37Z")
About one; call it none. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4230 "2025-05-03T04:21:46Z")
Hello, last week on ‘Party Hints’ I showed you how to make a small plate of goulash go round twenty-six people, how to get the best out of your canapés, and how to unblock your loo. This week I’m going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist uprising near your home when you’re having a party. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4231 "2025-05-03T12:23:51Z")
All right then…bananas! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4232 "2025-05-03T12:56:25Z")
Take this bus to Cuba. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4233 "2025-05-03T14:34:45Z")
I want to buy some cheese. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4234 "2025-05-03T20:37:27Z")
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, And have buttered scones for tea. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4235 "2025-05-03T20:41:45Z")
You can keep your fastidious continental bidets Mrs. Foreigner - Mrs. Britain knows how to keep her feet clean. But she’ll battle like bingo boys when it comes to keeping the television screen clean… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4236 "2025-05-03T20:51:13Z")
What’s that penguin doin’ on the telly? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4237 "2025-05-03T20:53:04Z")
It was an inspired hunch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4238 "2025-05-03T20:59:08Z")
[caption] ‘THE TUESDAY DOCUMENTARY HAS BECOME “CHILDREN’S STORY”’ ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4239 "2025-05-03T21:01:50Z")
With a _melon_?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4240 "2025-05-04T04:10:08Z")
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