# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 221
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4401 "2025-06-01T14:55:51Z")
He’s bluffing. You’re mind’s gone, Jenkins. You’re rubbish. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4402 "2025-06-01T15:17:19Z")
Come on, brandish that raspberry. Come at me with it. Give me Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4403 "2025-06-01T15:52:04Z")
Well you’d better cut down a little then ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4404 "2025-06-01T15:58:24Z")
I never! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4405 "2025-06-01T18:23:35Z")
Shut up. Now look, have you or have you not got his leg? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4406 "2025-06-01T18:28:14Z")
HEADMASTER: Shut up, Stebbins! I haven’t finished. Oh, by the way, congratulations on winning the Italian Grand Prix at Monza. STEBBINS: Thank you, sir. HEADMASTER: Shut up. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4407 "2025-06-02T00:45:53Z")
Finest in the district! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4408 "2025-06-02T13:30:38Z")
Well while you’re thinking about that, I’d like to bring the duck in here, and ask her, if possible, to clarify the whole question of currency restrictions, and customs regulations in the world today ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4409 "2025-06-02T15:02:56Z")
Now, I’ve noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4410 "2025-06-02T16:27:15Z")
Quite right, quite right. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4411 "2025-06-02T18:26:58Z")
Right, right, stop it. This film’s got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it’s got silly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4412 "2025-06-02T19:11:30Z")
Two civilian gentlemen to see you, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4413 "2025-06-02T20:37:24Z")
Good Lord yes. The place is a constant blaze. Wooden buildings, d’you know. I lost my wife in Norway. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4414 "2025-06-02T20:46:40Z")
Pinin’ for the fjords?!? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4415 "2025-06-02T23:10:47Z")
All right. All right, all right, all right. My name’s Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid. I have reason to believe that there are certain substances on the premises. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4416 "2025-06-03T12:28:42Z")
Hello. Should there be another television channel, or should there not? On tonight’s programme the Minister for Broadcasting, The Right Honourable Mr Ian Throat MP. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4417 "2025-06-03T13:44:10Z")
This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr. F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become… BICYCLE REPAIR MAN! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4418 "2025-06-04T02:55:04Z")
Anyway. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4419 "2025-06-04T03:28:55Z")
Hello, hello, who are you? You’re an out-of-work writer? Well, you’re fired. Roll the credits. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4420 "2025-06-04T14:25:22Z")
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