# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 224
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4461 "2025-06-12T18:47:13Z")
It’s only a model. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4462 "2025-06-12T18:47:49Z")
Hush. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4463 "2025-06-12T18:50:07Z")
_The Mating of the Wersh_? By William Shakespeare? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4464 "2025-06-13T10:57:32Z")
I wouldn’t wipe me nose on it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4465 "2025-06-13T18:59:35Z")
Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4466 "2025-06-13T21:01:31Z")
Yes, m’lud. Er, well, er, virtually, m’lud. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4467 "2025-06-13T22:53:13Z")
Then you’ll be Arthur ‘No Sheds’ Jackson, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4468 "2025-06-14T00:11:54Z")
Is your name not Bruce, then? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4469 "2025-06-14T15:00:54Z")
You don’t want anybody to leave the room. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4470 "2025-06-14T15:03:07Z")
What’s all this then? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4471 "2025-06-14T17:26:49Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4472 "2025-06-14T17:46:43Z")
Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning’s story. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4473 "2025-06-15T02:47:09Z")
What an eccentric performance. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4474 "2025-06-15T03:00:03Z")
Take this bus to Cuba. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4475 "2025-06-15T12:25:37Z")
NURSE! NURSE! Nurse, take Mr Gumby to a brain surgeon. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4476 "2025-06-15T15:22:09Z")
I’d like to see John the Baptist’s impersonation of Graham Hill. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4477 "2025-06-16T00:24:23Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4478 "2025-06-16T04:38:56Z")
I’d like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4479 "2025-06-16T10:36:09Z")
Right, do you four boys take these two girls to be your seven brides? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4480 "2025-06-16T13:18:46Z")
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