# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 226
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4501 "2025-06-20T14:34:47Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4502 "2025-06-20T16:04:11Z")
Just ignore them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4503 "2025-06-20T20:42:26Z")
Timmy Williams: “It is so nice to have this little talk about things. I heard a teeny rumorlette that you were married.” Nigel: “Well, not quite, no. My wife’s just died, actually.” ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4504 "2025-06-21T10:51:04Z")
The sodding hamster’s dead! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4505 "2025-06-21T17:25:01Z")
[shouting] HELLO, POLLY! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4506 "2025-06-22T00:58:38Z")
No, it’s pinin’! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4507 "2025-06-22T03:09:00Z")
There! He moved! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4508 "2025-06-22T11:12:27Z")
I’ll carry out tests on it straight away, professor. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4509 "2025-06-22T12:15:43Z")
No sir, I’m not a pacifist, sir. I’m a coward. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4510 "2025-06-22T18:52:10Z")
I mean, it’s a little confusing for me when you say ‘dog kennel’ if you want a mattress. Why not just say ‘mattress’? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4511 "2025-06-23T02:26:02Z")
You’re fired! Get out! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4512 "2025-06-23T12:17:14Z")
Oh well, how’s about showing me the cutlery? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4513 "2025-06-23T15:44:01Z")
Well men, we’ve got a pretty difficult cat to confuse today so let’s get straight on with it. Jolly good. Thank you sergeant. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4514 "2025-06-23T15:48:30Z")
I’m sorry … and now frontal nudity. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4515 "2025-06-23T17:02:56Z")
Sea, sand and sunshine make Paignton the queen of the English Riviera. But for the next six months this sleepy Devonshire resort will be transformed into the blizzard-swept wastes of the South Pole. For today shooting starts on the epic ‘Scott of the Antarctic’, produced by Gerry Schlick. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4516 "2025-06-23T17:29:38Z")
Coming up on BBC-4: At 9.30, we’ve got another rollicking half-hour of laughter-packed squalor with ‘Yes, It’s the Sewage Farm Attendants’. And this week, Dan falls into a vat of human dung with hilarious consequences. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4517 "2025-06-23T21:01:31Z")
And no singing! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4518 "2025-06-23T23:48:24Z")
He’s going to tell (He’s going to tell!) He’s going to tell (He’s going to tell!) ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4519 "2025-06-24T12:02:48Z")
This here’s the wattle - the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4520 "2025-06-24T13:44:37Z")
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