# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 227
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4521 "2025-06-24T14:34:53Z")
Attila the Hun to see you, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4522 "2025-06-24T18:10:21Z")
And now for something completely different. A scottsman on a horse. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4523 "2025-06-24T19:23:03Z")
You’re using coconuts! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4524 "2025-06-25T03:42:37Z")
Lancelot! Lancelot! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4525 "2025-06-25T15:07:14Z")
I would like to take this opportunity of complaining about the way in which these shows are continually portraying psychiatrists who make pat diagnoses of patients’ problems without first obtaining their full medical history. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4526 "2025-06-25T15:32:00Z")
My hovercraft is full of eels. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4527 "2025-06-25T20:43:07Z")
Jack Bodel has defeated Sir Kenneth Clark in the very first round here tonight, and so this big Lincolnshire heavyweight becomes the new Oxford Professor of Fine Art. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4528 "2025-06-25T22:32:49Z")
No, the whole premise is silly and it’s very badly written. I’m the senior officer here and I haven’t had a funny line yet. So I’m stopping it. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4529 "2025-06-26T13:29:01Z")
The BBC would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that sketch. It is not BBC policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4530 "2025-06-26T17:55:27Z")
Dear Sir, I object strongly to the letters on your program. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4531 "2025-06-27T11:38:37Z")
I’m sorry sir, but we’re not allowed to change. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4532 "2025-06-27T12:00:27Z")
You see, you know that is the trouble with living half way up a cliff - you feel so cut off. You know it takes me two hours every morning to get out onto the moors, collect my berries, chastise myself, and two hours back in the evening. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4533 "2025-06-27T14:34:37Z")
Mr. Notlob, there’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4534 "2025-06-27T16:21:17Z")
Help the Exciting Icelandic Saga, 18b MacNorten Buildings, Oban. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4535 "2025-06-28T04:18:11Z")
You’re a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4536 "2025-06-28T13:57:34Z")
Nihi watai bingo cards? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4537 "2025-06-28T14:56:58Z")
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. (Ni!) (Shh!) We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-zrowndum… (Ni!) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4538 "2025-06-29T05:05:06Z")
O Knights… who until recently said “Ni”… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4539 "2025-06-29T12:46:35Z")
You don’t mind living in a figment of another man’s imagination? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4540 "2025-06-29T14:56:16Z")
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