# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 229
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4561 "2025-07-04T13:46:03Z")
It’s a bird, innit. It’s a bloody sea bird . .. it’s not any bloody flavor. Albatross! ~~And don’t call me Shirley!~~ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4562 "2025-07-04T16:24:22Z")
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4563 "2025-07-04T16:35:14Z")
Hey! I’ve got a great idea. Why doesn’t Lancelot go? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4564 "2025-07-04T21:33:01Z")
Does it come with wafers? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4565 "2025-07-04T23:41:18Z")
What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4566 "2025-07-05T01:12:54Z")
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say ‘let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’. Well, you’re dead now, so shut up! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4567 "2025-07-05T08:54:07Z")
You don’t believe I’m a policeman, do you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4568 "2025-07-05T14:37:35Z")
It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4569 "2025-07-05T19:26:04Z")
Let’s have a bit of wit, then, man. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4570 "2025-07-05T20:41:11Z")
And so the final result: The Upperclass Twit of the Year - Gervaise Brook-Hampster. Runner up - Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith Third - Nigel Incubator-Jones Well there’ll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4571 "2025-07-05T21:59:04Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4572 "2025-07-05T22:50:05Z")
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4573 "2025-07-06T01:24:02Z")
She turned me into a newt! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4574 "2025-07-06T02:34:07Z")
Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft… of Ulm. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4575 "2025-07-06T14:35:14Z")
I wish to register a complaint. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4576 "2025-07-06T14:48:39Z")
No, the whole premise is silly and it’s very badly written. I’m the senior officer here and I haven’t had a funny line yet. So I’m stopping it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4577 "2025-07-06T16:15:43Z")
Read all about it! Read all about it! Man turns into Scotsman! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4578 "2025-07-06T16:33:19Z")
Yes it was Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Brainsample, who, after only a brief and misleading appearance in the early part of the film, returned to save the Earth … but why? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4579 "2025-07-07T13:07:33Z")
How Not To Be Seen ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4580 "2025-07-07T13:39:12Z")
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