# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 230
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4581 "2025-07-07T18:10:13Z")
Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4582 "2025-07-07T18:16:34Z")
Yes, it was the _middle_ one! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4583 "2025-07-07T18:24:18Z")
Mrs. Scab, you have twelve hours to beat the clock. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4584 "2025-07-07T18:25:46Z")
No sir, we’re not judging you. We just want your money. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4585 "2025-07-08T14:30:00Z")
All right! All right! But you didn’t have to say it! You could have kept quiet for a change! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4586 "2025-07-08T16:14:59Z")
Now if anybody else pinches my phrase I’ll throw them under a camel. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4587 "2025-07-08T16:21:04Z")
Well, er, yes Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4588 "2025-07-09T01:02:02Z")
I would not appear in a frontal nude scene unless it was valid. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4589 "2025-07-09T15:18:29Z")
Ah, good morning. I’m afraid our regular psychiatrist hasn’t come round this morning … and I’ve got an ego block which is in turn making my wife over-assertive and getting us both into a state of depressive neurosis. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4590 "2025-07-09T15:24:03Z")
You know it takes me two hours every morning to get out onto the moors, collect my berries, chastise myself, and two hours back in the evening. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4591 "2025-07-09T16:35:28Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4592 "2025-07-09T18:42:37Z")
Sorry Squire, I’ve gobbed on your carpet. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4593 "2025-07-09T19:44:16Z")
Yes, pity really, I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing. Getting out there with a gun, slaughtering a few of God’s creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4594 "2025-07-09T21:11:07Z")
Look! Two people… _three_ people have just fallen past that window. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4595 "2025-07-10T00:37:14Z")
Dear Sir, I am writing to complain about that sketch about people failing out of a high building. I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4596 "2025-07-10T00:54:57Z")
From Harold. He’s that sheep there over under the elm. He’s that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep. He’s the ring-leader. He has realized that a sheep’s life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. And that’s a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He’s patently hit on the idea of escape. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4597 "2025-07-10T03:02:56Z")
You can see the join. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4598 "2025-07-10T07:28:01Z")
This is Uncle Ted, back again at the front of the house, but you can see the side of the house. And this is Uncle Ted even nearer the side of the house, but you can still see the front. This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4599 "2025-07-10T14:15:54Z")
I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4600 "2025-07-10T14:29:10Z")
And now here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night. Leave your radio on during the night. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=229) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=231)