# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 232
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4621 "2025-07-14T03:19:47Z")
Well, on second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4622 "2025-07-14T13:31:20Z")
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that’s definitely the cooker I ordered - a blue and white CookEasi. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4623 "2025-07-14T15:01:52Z")
We’re thirty thousand light years from galactic central point We go round every two hundred million years And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4624 "2025-07-14T15:32:46Z")
In the old days we used to make our own fun. At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4625 "2025-07-14T16:01:03Z")
I had to bring the goat, he’s not well. I only hope he don’t go on the carpet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4626 "2025-07-15T04:26:00Z")
It’s all in a day’s work for Confuse-a-Cat. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4627 "2025-07-15T14:52:59Z")
Where’s all the others, then? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4628 "2025-07-15T15:27:39Z")
Old crone! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4629 "2025-07-15T16:48:47Z")
It’s all in day’s work for… BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4630 "2025-07-15T18:12:55Z")
He buggered off! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4631 "2025-07-15T18:36:30Z")
He was my husband. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4632 "2025-07-16T03:42:38Z")
From the pulsating pages of history - from the dark and furious days of Imperial Rome - we bring you a story that shattered the world - a tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed - a unique event in cinema history: _Julius Caesar on an Aldis Lamp!_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4633 "2025-07-16T13:53:56Z")
Hail Caesar. If it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4634 "2025-07-16T15:26:39Z")
No, I’m just pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4635 "2025-07-17T01:08:32Z")
I told them we already got one. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4636 "2025-07-17T11:01:46Z")
The one I was really after was Arthur Hotchkiss’s ‘Devonshire Country Churches’. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4637 "2025-07-17T14:39:33Z")
Bring out’cher dead! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4638 "2025-07-17T14:51:28Z")
Lady Chairman, sir, shareholders, ladies and gentlemen. I have great pleasure in announcing that owing to a cutback on surplus expenditure of twelve million Canadian dollars, plus a refund of seven and a half million Deutschmarks from the Swiss branch, and in addition adding the debenture preference stock of the three and three quarter million to the directors’ reserve currency account of seven and a half million, plus an upward expenditure margin of eleven and a half thousand lira, due to a rise in capital investment of ten million pounds, this firm last year made a complete profit of a shilling. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4639 "2025-07-18T00:54:10Z")
Oh mother don’t be so sentimental - things explode every day. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4640 "2025-07-18T03:15:42Z")
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