# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 233
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4641 "2025-07-18T04:15:15Z")
Not you, m’lud. M’lud. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4642 "2025-07-18T11:24:35Z")
Thank you, thank you. Charles Crompton, the Stripping Doctor. And next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the Peephole Club for the very first time - a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4643 "2025-07-18T14:56:02Z")
…spammity spam… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4644 "2025-07-19T02:12:49Z")
_I don’t like Spam!_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4645 "2025-07-19T14:07:16Z")
Have you been shopping? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4646 "2025-07-19T14:18:57Z")
Still no news of the National Savings book lost by Mr. Charles Griffiths of Porthcawl during a field expedition to the Nature Reserves of Swansea last July. Mr. Griffiths’ wife said that her husband was refusing to talk to the Press until the Savings Certificate had been found. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4647 "2025-07-19T19:03:35Z")
Lemon curry? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4648 "2025-07-20T03:39:09Z")
The text, Vic! Don’t say the text! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4649 "2025-07-20T08:08:14Z")
But by December their joke was ready, and Hitler gave the order for the German V-Joke to be broadcast in English: “Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas… assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4650 "2025-07-20T12:55:55Z")
Nobody leave the room ask shall - somebody I leave nobody in the room body shall, take the tablets Tigerbody. Alself me to my duce introlow left body in the roomself. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4651 "2025-07-20T15:59:12Z")
Er yes … well … you’ve not quite got the hang of that, have you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4652 "2025-07-20T16:02:35Z")
_(Thhhhhwuck!)_ Message for you, Sir! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4653 "2025-07-20T19:33:29Z")
Who wrote that? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4654 "2025-07-20T22:04:22Z")
I’ve fallen out of my chair, Brian. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4655 "2025-07-21T12:21:48Z")
I’m going upstairs, I can’t bear it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4656 "2025-07-22T04:30:33Z")
Dinsdale? Dinsdale…? _Dinsdale!_ ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4657 "2025-07-22T08:00:07Z")
Wainscoting … Wainscoting … Wainscoting … sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn’t it? Wainscoting. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4658 "2025-07-22T11:54:46Z")
And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of ‘Measure for Measure’. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4659 "2025-07-22T11:58:13Z")
But how to prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4660 "2025-07-22T13:07:27Z")
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