# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 235
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4681 "2025-07-26T19:58:38Z")
…Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4682 "2025-07-26T21:57:32Z")
Listen mate. I’m beginning to have my doubts about you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4683 "2025-07-26T21:59:50Z")
Michael, _you_ tell them about it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4684 "2025-07-27T02:56:25Z")
What an eccentric performance! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4685 "2025-07-27T12:57:06Z")
That gives you just some idea of what’s going on out there. Today saw the long-awaited publication of the Portman Committee’s Report on Industrial Reorganization… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4686 "2025-07-27T13:27:55Z")
Spaaaam! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4687 "2025-07-27T15:43:13Z")
Mr. DeBakey’s free, but he’s a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4688 "2025-07-27T20:39:47Z")
I’ll have your spam, dear. I love spam. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4689 "2025-07-28T02:25:24Z")
Superintendent Harry “Snapper” Organs of Q Division takes up the story. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4690 "2025-07-28T13:44:50Z")
You make me sad. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4691 "2025-07-28T13:58:59Z")
Silence, naughty lady of the night! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4692 "2025-07-28T14:41:53Z")
The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people’s heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there’s another bit where I’ll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it’s just the way he’s holding the spear. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4693 "2025-07-28T14:48:09Z")
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4694 "2025-07-28T21:21:03Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4695 "2025-07-29T13:40:19Z")
Who’s giving the orders round here? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4696 "2025-07-29T13:51:06Z")
Skip a bit, brother. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2025, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4697 "2025-07-30T12:31:37Z")
Is this character giving you any trouble? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2025, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4698 "2025-07-30T12:34:58Z")
- Oh, mother, don’t be so sentimental. Things explode every day. - Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn’t really like her that much. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4699 "2025-07-30T13:57:57Z")
Sketch just starting, actor wanted ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4700 "2025-07-30T17:00:54Z")
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