# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 237
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4721 "2025-08-04T01:21:57Z")
Oh, good morning! Have you come to arrange a holiday, or would you like a blowjob? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4722 "2025-08-04T13:13:51Z")
I would not appear in a frontal nude scene unless it was valid. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4723 "2025-08-04T13:23:58Z")
It’s just a flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4724 "2025-08-04T13:29:27Z")
Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken. Why can’t we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4725 "2025-08-04T14:19:07Z")
You probably noticed that I didn’t say ‘and now for something completely different’ just now. This is simply because I am unable to appear in the show this week. Sorry to interrupt you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4726 "2025-08-05T02:51:13Z")
Doug [Piranha] was born in February 1929, and Dinsdale, two weeks later. And again, a week after that. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4727 "2025-08-05T12:39:33Z")
Hello Sailors! Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4728 "2025-08-05T13:24:48Z")
Now on BBC television a choice of viewing. On BBC 2 - a discussion on censorship between Derek Hart, The Bishop of Woolwich and a nude man. And on BBC 1 - me telling you this. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4729 "2025-08-06T14:52:43Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4730 "2025-08-06T15:05:37Z")
Wilkins ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4731 "2025-08-06T16:10:10Z")
What’s all this then? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4732 "2025-08-07T13:01:59Z")
I told you. We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4733 "2025-08-07T18:09:51Z")
Bloody peasant! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4734 "2025-08-07T18:21:30Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4735 "2025-08-08T14:13:06Z")
I didn’t write that! Sounds more like Dickens… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4736 "2025-08-08T15:06:42Z")
And don’t forget the Hercules Hold-'em-in, the all-purpose concrete truss for the man with the family hernia. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4737 "2025-08-09T11:18:07Z")
More apparatus please, nurse. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4738 "2025-08-09T15:05:34Z")
Our next guest tonight has come all the way from Egypt, he’s just flown into London today, he’s Mr. Ali Bayan, he’s with us in the studio tonight and he’s stark raving mad. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4739 "2025-08-09T15:23:29Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4740 "2025-08-09T19:09:02Z")
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