# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 239
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4761 "2025-08-13T04:33:06Z")
Old Dinsy. He was a real darling. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4762 "2025-08-13T15:12:15Z")
Say no more! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4763 "2025-08-13T15:40:29Z")
Hello, Mr Spare-Buttons-Supplied-With-The-Shirt. Nice to see you again. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4764 "2025-08-13T18:02:57Z")
I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4765 "2025-08-13T20:02:49Z")
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4766 "2025-08-13T20:15:18Z")
It’s behind the sofa! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4767 "2025-08-14T02:34:59Z")
I’ve fallen out of my chair, Brian. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4768 "2025-08-14T12:17:20Z")
Well er, I don’t know, but you promised us that you would stick to the spirit of the original text. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4769 "2025-08-14T13:58:42Z")
- Ah, anti-Semitism! - Not at all. It’s not even a proper nose. It’s polystyrene. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4770 "2025-08-15T14:10:15Z")
Don’t call me Maurice in court! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4771 "2025-08-15T14:13:58Z")
Our chief weapon is surprise! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4772 "2025-08-15T14:46:27Z")
I come about your advert: ‘Small white pussy cat for sale. Excellent condition’. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4773 "2025-08-16T11:30:11Z")
I would like the three by the bin to be taken into consideration. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4774 "2025-08-16T12:59:14Z")
These are the words that are not to be used again on this program. B\*M B\*TTY P\*X KN\*CKERS W\*\*-W\*\* SEMPRINI ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4775 "2025-08-16T14:23:32Z")
- What are you doing now? - I’m averting my eyes, O Lord. - Well, don’t. It’s like those miserable Psalms-- they’re so depressing. Now, knock it off! - Yes, my Lord. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4776 "2025-08-17T01:01:35Z")
Every sperm is sacred. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4777 "2025-08-17T02:13:33Z")
Oh, Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4778 "2025-08-17T11:47:46Z")
Anyway the majority of the molluscs are included in three large groups, the gastropods, the lamellibranchs and the cephalopods… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4779 "2025-08-17T15:04:34Z")
Morning, madam, I’ve come to read your poet. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4780 "2025-08-17T15:38:31Z")
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