# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 241
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4801 "2025-08-20T14:06:24Z")
But it’s my only line!!! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4802 "2025-08-20T18:35:34Z")
That was episode two of “The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots”, specially adapted for radio by Gracie Fields and Joe Frazier. And now, Radio Four will explode. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4803 "2025-08-21T12:44:03Z")
There have been many stirring tales told of the sea and also some fairly uninteresting ones only marginally connected with it, like this one. Sorry, this isn’t a very good announcement. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4804 "2025-08-21T12:59:49Z")
My hovercraft is full of eels. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4805 "2025-08-21T17:07:02Z")
I thought we were here to discuss archaeology. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4806 "2025-08-21T18:06:57Z")
Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster… faster… faster… faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! Rotten. Rotten. You’re no bloody use at all. You’re an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4807 "2025-08-22T11:48:24Z")
How about something a little more musky? This one’s called Mimmo. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4808 "2025-08-22T14:35:18Z")
Get out the bloody piano you stupid furry bucktoothed gits! Get out! Gott in Himmel. Get your stinking tail out of my face. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4809 "2025-08-22T17:09:07Z")
Know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4810 "2025-08-23T00:29:36Z")
I think she’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4811 "2025-08-23T14:34:16Z")
Uh, I’m-- I’m not quite dead, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4812 "2025-08-23T14:49:49Z")
I think I’ll go for a walk. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4813 "2025-08-23T16:22:48Z")
Well I’m afraid I shan’t be coming on your expedition sir, as I’ve absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4814 "2025-08-23T18:28:04Z")
Will passengers for flight one, please assemble at gate one. Passengers are advised that there is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4815 "2025-08-24T01:14:20Z")
No, I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4816 "2025-08-24T03:49:25Z")
New Bruce, are you a pooftah? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4817 "2025-08-24T12:37:18Z")
Well I don’t care, I want to know what’s going on! I think you’re deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I’m going straight out of here and I’m going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I’m going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4818 "2025-08-24T19:23:49Z")
Uh, excuse me, could somebody give me a push? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4819 "2025-08-24T21:53:46Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4820 "2025-08-24T23:13:53Z")
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