# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 242
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4821 "2025-08-25T01:20:03Z")
Number fourteen. The naughty bits of an ant. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4822 "2025-08-25T01:26:14Z")
Mind if we call you “Bruce” to keep it clear? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4823 "2025-08-25T13:21:51Z")
There are some who call me… Tim? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4824 "2025-08-25T15:00:27Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4825 "2025-08-25T15:46:35Z")
That was last year’s re-enactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor performed by the BatIey Townswomen’s Guild. It was written, directed and produced by Mrs. Rita Fairbanks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4826 "2025-08-26T03:03:47Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4827 "2025-08-26T12:27:07Z")
Stay where you are. You’ll never leave this bookshop alive. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4828 "2025-08-26T13:02:18Z")
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4829 "2025-08-26T14:09:12Z")
Nothing to do with me. I’m not in this show. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4830 "2025-08-26T15:57:16Z")
The BBC wishes to deny rumors that it is going into liquidation. Mrs. Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4831 "2025-08-27T12:24:59Z")
Dim! Consternation! Uproar! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4832 "2025-08-27T13:20:38Z")
Right, let’s get some Sheilas. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4833 "2025-08-27T17:23:14Z")
_Howls_ of derisive laughter, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4834 "2025-08-27T18:10:37Z")
Crack tubes! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4835 "2025-08-27T18:16:45Z")
Well, he’s having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperament, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we’ve removed that he’ll be perfectly all right. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4836 "2025-08-28T13:44:23Z")
Mr Ali Bayan, stark raving mad. Now it’s time for our music spot and we turn the spotlight tonight on the Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir, _(applause)_ with their fantastic arrangement of ‘Men of Harlech’ for bicycle bells only. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4837 "2025-08-28T17:06:20Z")
What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4838 "2025-08-29T03:26:31Z")
I could not keep away from you. I must have you all the time. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4839 "2025-08-29T11:22:07Z")
Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4840 "2025-08-29T11:36:28Z")
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