# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 243
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4841 "2025-08-29T14:02:24Z")
The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4842 "2025-08-29T20:06:38Z")
Shut up. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4843 "2025-08-29T20:32:38Z")
Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life. _(winks)_ Keep it up. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4844 "2025-08-30T02:34:14Z")
I’d like to welcome the pommy bastard to God’s own Earth, and remind him that we don’t like stuck-up sticky-beaks here. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4845 "2025-08-30T05:13:06Z")
[caption: CONJURING TODAY] Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we’re going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4846 "2025-08-30T11:56:26Z")
Now Mr Pudey. I’m not going to mince words with you. I’m going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4847 "2025-08-30T13:59:34Z")
No, still, it’s not as bad as the old days. Mrs. Stanley Baldwin used to have to get up at five o’clock in the morning and go out and catch partridges with her bare hands. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4848 "2025-08-30T15:40:19Z")
Stop! Stop this adaptation of ‘Puss-in-Boots’! This is the Police Department of the State of Venezuela! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4849 "2025-08-30T16:13:36Z")
Sketch just starting, actor wanted. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4850 "2025-08-30T18:23:51Z")
- Ooh! What’s happening? - It’s all right. It’s only a flashback. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4851 "2025-08-30T20:15:23Z")
Oh, go on, just pretend for God’s sake. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4852 "2025-08-30T22:19:04Z")
I will not buy this tobacconist’s. It is scratched. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4853 "2025-08-31T02:12:00Z")
My nipples explode with delight! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4854 "2025-08-31T03:38:03Z")
Take this bus to Cuba. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4855 "2025-08-31T11:27:38Z")
What does your wife think of this? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4856 "2025-08-31T13:26:16Z")
Mrs. Scum, I’m offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4857 "2025-09-01T02:41:46Z")
Righto! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4858 "2025-09-01T07:36:05Z")
Ken Buddha, a smile, two bangs and a religion. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4859 "2025-09-01T13:13:31Z")
Oh ho…yes. Cheerful and violent. I remember Doug was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin. Oh he was very interested in that. His mother had such trouble getting him to come in for his tea. He’d be out there putting his little boot in, you know, bless him. You know kids were very different then. They didn’t have their heads filled with all this Cartesian dualism. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4860 "2025-09-01T14:37:11Z")
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