# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 246
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4901 "2025-09-09T12:47:20Z")
Good! Now we’re getting somewhere. Now, here’s the start of the movie … I see snow! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4902 "2025-09-09T14:52:20Z")
Sorry, loves, sorry, the show is too long this week and this scene’s been cut. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4903 "2025-09-09T19:30:18Z")
Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you’d never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am the Head of the Careers Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are, I’m Head of the Careers Advisory Board. Or a sculptor, something artistic, or an engineer, with all those dams, but there we are, it’s no use crying over spilled milk, the facts are there and that’s that. I’m the Head of this lousy Board. Never mind, now I wonder if you’ve ever considered what a very profitable line of work this man is in. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4904 "2025-09-10T03:45:27Z")
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4905 "2025-09-10T12:41:14Z")
The jugged fish is halibut. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4906 "2025-09-10T13:20:54Z")
‘And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and…’ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4907 "2025-09-10T16:28:02Z")
Get out, Mr Librarian Phipps, seeing as you’re not a gorilla, but only dressed up as one, trying to deceive us in order to further your career … ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4908 "2025-09-11T12:55:12Z")
The forbidden plateau of Roiurama, the Lost World, thrown up by mighty earth movements thousands of millions of years ago, where strange primeval creatures defying evolution, lurk in the dark, impenetrable forests, cut off forever from the outside world. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4909 "2025-09-11T14:42:16Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4910 "2025-09-11T17:21:12Z")
One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture. There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4911 "2025-09-11T20:11:00Z")
Albatross! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4912 "2025-09-11T23:45:57Z")
Oh, that makes me mad. Mad… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4913 "2025-09-12T00:57:23Z")
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4914 "2025-09-12T13:12:42Z")
A perfectly ordinary morning in a perfectly ordinary English suburb. Life goes on as it has done for years. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4915 "2025-09-12T15:19:34Z")
Bicycle Repair Man! But… how? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4916 "2025-09-12T15:27:07Z")
I’m sorry, we don’t need you this week. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4917 "2025-09-12T15:40:21Z")
But it’s my only line! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4918 "2025-09-12T16:35:27Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4919 "2025-09-12T17:56:12Z")
I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I’d like to change please. I’d like to have this one instead please. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4920 "2025-09-12T18:55:11Z")
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