# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 248
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4941 "2025-09-19T23:37:41Z")
What an eccentric performance. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4942 "2025-09-20T01:22:29Z")
Your dung. Three hundredweight of heavy droppings. Where do you want it? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4943 "2025-09-20T06:22:36Z")
Stop that! Stop that! You’re not going into a song while I’m here! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4944 "2025-09-20T11:20:46Z")
Oh, sorry, mum. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4945 "2025-09-20T20:22:55Z")
This week I’m going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist uprising near your home when you’re having a party. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4946 "2025-09-20T22:24:00Z")
It’s… (Post must be at least 5 letters long, orders ~~discourse~~ discord. Happy now? 🙄) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4947 "2025-09-21T04:02:23Z")
I have a hat. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4948 "2025-09-21T04:44:41Z")
I got better. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4949 "2025-09-21T12:45:18Z")
I’m afraid it’s my unpleasant duty to inform you that you’re fired. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4950 "2025-09-21T12:48:34Z")
Spam! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4951 "2025-09-21T12:54:44Z")
I’m more interesting than a wet pussycat. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4952 "2025-09-21T20:46:39Z")
Jolly good. Come this way. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4953 "2025-09-21T22:22:36Z")
I don’t like spam! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4954 "2025-09-22T12:14:13Z")
Now if anybody else pinches my phrase I’ll throw them under a camel. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4955 "2025-09-22T15:30:52Z")
That’s Intercity Rail for you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4956 "2025-09-22T16:10:28Z")
Spammity Spam! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4957 "2025-09-22T20:18:58Z")
Sandwiches?!? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4958 "2025-09-23T02:29:42Z")
Crack tubes! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4959 "2025-09-23T11:38:13Z")
None of your smart answers … you think you’re so clever. Well, I’m Dim. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4960 "2025-09-23T12:33:05Z")
Wainscoting … Wainscoting … Wainscoting … sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn’t it? Wainscoting. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=247) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=249)