# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5021 "2025-10-09T16:42:47Z")
Those are all cricketers, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5022 "2025-10-09T20:12:00Z")
We’re going to invite you to look at photographs of Tony Jacklin, Anthony Barber, Edgar Allan Poe, Katy Boyle, Reginald Maudling, and a loony. All you have to do is … Spot the Loony! No … I must ask you please not to ring in until you’ve seen all the photos. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5023 "2025-10-09T22:17:25Z")
I’m not by nature a suspicious person - far from it - though in fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5024 "2025-10-09T22:59:33Z")
Dierdre! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5025 "2025-10-10T16:33:18Z")
Oh I don’t like that. I think it’s silly. It’s not a proper sketch without a proper punchline. I mean I don’t know much about anything, I’m stupid. I’m muggins. Nobody cares what I think. I’m always the one that has to do everything. Nobody cares about me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5026 "2025-10-10T16:40:51Z")
Always look on the bright side of life. 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5027 "2025-10-10T19:27:11Z")
No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not… Yes. Yes I am. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5028 "2025-10-10T20:52:08Z")
Ni! Ni! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5029 "2025-10-11T12:43:27Z")
Jolly good. Well back to the office with you then. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5030 "2025-10-11T15:43:51Z")
Did you see somebody go past the window? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5031 "2025-10-11T17:47:06Z")
Will you be quiet please. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5032 "2025-10-12T13:14:01Z")
I think he’s talking about taxation. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5033 "2025-10-12T14:44:58Z")
That’s a strange expression, Bruce. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5034 "2025-10-12T15:20:51Z")
Mr. Walters, are you sure you’re invisible? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5035 "2025-10-12T15:41:26Z")
Hello, last week on ‘Party Hints’ I showed you how to make a small plate of goulash go round twenty-six people, how to get the best out of your canapés, and how to unblock your loo. This week I’m going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist uprising near your home when you’re having a party. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5036 "2025-10-13T13:33:04Z")
You went to Ibiza last year. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5037 "2025-10-13T15:58:25Z")
It is a silly place. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5038 "2025-10-13T16:54:27Z")
GET ON WITH IT! (yes, this is a complete sentence) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5039 "2025-10-13T17:38:35Z")
Excuse me, but do I have any more lines in this sketch? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5040 "2025-10-14T15:02:41Z")
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