# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 253
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5041 "2025-10-15T17:04:38Z")
Hang on, I’ll get a piece of paper. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5042 "2025-10-15T18:36:27Z")
But it’s my only line! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5043 "2025-10-15T19:00:35Z")
You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You’re a loony. You might even need a new brain. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5044 "2025-10-15T21:14:35Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5045 "2025-10-16T12:52:36Z")
Is this character giving you any trouble? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5046 "2025-10-16T15:32:57Z")
Good evening. We’ve got an action-packed evening for you tonight on Thames, but right now here’s a rotten old BBC program. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5047 "2025-10-17T14:21:36Z")
Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5048 "2025-10-17T15:54:53Z")
Brian, the babe they called Brian He grew, grew grew and grew Grew up to be, yes, he grew up to be A boy called Brian, a boy called Brian ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5049 "2025-10-17T16:03:01Z")
G’day, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5050 "2025-10-17T16:06:20Z")
He had arms and legs and hands and feet This boy whose name was Brian And he grew, he grew and grew Grew up to be, yes he grew up to be… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5051 "2025-10-17T16:08:21Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5052 "2025-10-17T19:16:55Z")
Alright… we’ll call it a draw. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5053 "2025-10-17T20:04:46Z")
Shame. Shame! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5054 "2025-10-18T04:17:17Z")
It’s also the first major housing project in Britain to be built entirely by characters from nineteenth-century English literature ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5055 "2025-10-18T14:40:25Z")
Is it a Quantity Surveyor? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5056 "2025-10-19T04:18:06Z")
Ah, here comes the Bossfella now! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5057 "2025-10-19T13:00:46Z")
If it’s the man to empty the Elsan, tell him it’s in the hall. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5058 "2025-10-19T17:09:19Z")
Good evening. Well tonight, we are going to talk about… well that is… I am going to talk about… well actually I am talking about it now… well I’m not talking about it now, but I am talking… I know I’m pausing occasionally, and not talking during the pauses, but the pauses are pan of the whole process of talking… when one talks one has to pause… er … ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5059 "2025-10-20T02:22:19Z")
The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5060 "2025-10-20T03:16:41Z")
Right. Now, Mrs. Scum, you have won your prize. Do you still want the blow on the head? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=252) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=254)