# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 254
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5061 "2025-10-20T03:38:15Z")
Don’t give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5062 "2025-10-20T04:11:18Z")
Righto! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5063 "2025-10-20T12:51:53Z")
Hello again. I am at present still on film, but in a few seconds I shall be appearing in the studio. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5064 "2025-10-20T15:32:29Z")
Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pule’s, only 2400 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5065 "2025-10-20T15:34:09Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the ‘The Attila the Hun Show’. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5066 "2025-10-20T15:42:53Z")
🎶 _When danger reared its ugly head Sir Robin turned his tail and fled…_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5067 "2025-10-21T13:37:03Z")
Where it says: ‘next of kin’ shall I put ‘mother’? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5068 "2025-10-22T17:27:46Z")
Good evening. One of the most prolific film directors of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Edward Ross, back in his native country for the first time for five years to open a season of his works at the National Film Theatre, and we are very fortunate to have him with us in this studio this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5069 "2025-10-22T18:01:36Z")
Dead. And never called me Mother. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5070 "2025-10-22T18:46:57Z")
Now, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you’ve got. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5071 "2025-10-23T02:28:25Z")
I’ll offer you a poke in the eye. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5072 "2025-10-23T14:13:03Z")
The Laird of Montrose! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5073 "2025-10-23T15:00:12Z")
And how do you get on with these French people? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5074 "2025-10-23T15:17:12Z")
I warned you. I’m going to punch you _so hard_, you Roman git! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5075 "2025-10-24T14:00:16Z")
Are you the marriage guidance counsellor? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5076 "2025-10-24T15:35:16Z")
Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5077 "2025-10-24T19:19:19Z")
[caption] AND NOW THE TEN SECONDS OF SEX … ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN STOP NOW ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5078 "2025-10-24T20:07:08Z")
Give me my nose back. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5079 "2025-10-25T13:18:16Z")
We understand a man is now helping police with their enquiries. And that is the end of the news. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5080 "2025-10-25T17:34:52Z")
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