# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 255
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5081 "2025-10-26T14:28:49Z")
Stop talking to the camera. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5082 "2025-10-26T15:50:52Z")
The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5083 "2025-10-26T16:24:10Z")
And this week on ‘How to do it’ we’re going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here’s Jackie to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5084 "2025-10-26T21:51:23Z")
Sounded a bit like an alarm going off. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5085 "2025-10-27T17:38:29Z")
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5086 "2025-10-27T18:09:23Z")
You say anything about that and I’ll do you for treason. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5087 "2025-10-27T18:40:18Z")
I won’t ruin your sketch for a pound. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5088 "2025-10-28T22:53:51Z")
And now for something more completely different… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5089 "2025-10-29T03:55:27Z")
Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5090 "2025-10-29T14:43:21Z")
No? That’s wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! No! No! No! Bad! Bad! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5091 "2025-10-29T14:45:17Z")
All right I’ll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5092 "2025-10-29T15:04:56Z")
We’ll be back again next week, and next week’s ‘Great Debate’ will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5093 "2025-10-30T04:15:55Z")
Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5094 "2025-10-30T05:56:40Z")
It’s only a model. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5095 "2025-10-30T13:21:16Z")
Oh. I don’t like it. It’s too simple, too clear cut. I’d better wait. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5096 "2025-10-31T17:48:22Z")
Oh, no, he’s gone. But he left a message. Jack! Where’s that note that fellow left? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5097 "2025-10-31T22:01:50Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5098 "2025-10-31T23:02:44Z")
Good evening. Tonight on ‘Is There’ we examine the question, ‘Is there a life after death?’. And here to discuss it are three dead people. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2025, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5099 "2025-11-01T04:31:35Z")
A buffalo with an aqualung. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2025, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5100 "2025-11-01T14:33:34Z")
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