# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 256
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5101 "2025-11-01T14:44:40Z")
Look, I’m already engaged. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2025, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5102 "2025-11-01T17:22:07Z")
I’m sorry, but I thought your son was a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5103 "2025-11-02T03:22:38Z")
New Bruce, are you a pooftah? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5104 "2025-11-02T03:41:18Z")
Good evening and welcome to another edition of ‘Storage Jars’. On tonight’s program Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5105 "2025-11-02T03:47:25Z")
That concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5106 "2025-11-02T13:48:53Z")
That’s a strange expression, Bruce. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5107 "2025-11-02T19:12:07Z")
Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5108 "2025-11-03T02:36:10Z")
All right, then, a kick in the kneecap. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5109 "2025-11-03T13:24:25Z")
'Tis but a scratch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5110 "2025-11-03T19:17:27Z")
Wait a moment. It’s mine. This blood is mine! What are you doing with it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5111 "2025-11-03T21:28:45Z")
He buggered off! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5112 "2025-11-04T01:22:51Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5113 "2025-11-04T03:51:02Z")
Mrs. Scum, I’m offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5114 "2025-11-04T06:25:03Z")
I just spent four hours burying the cat. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5115 "2025-11-04T14:29:54Z")
There aren’t any lions in the Antarctic. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5116 "2025-11-05T05:32:41Z")
Blow on the head! Take the blow on the head! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5117 "2025-11-05T13:47:52Z")
No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn’t leave. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5118 "2025-11-05T16:19:41Z")
Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way, and cleaning up all in the publishing game. All this and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5119 "2025-11-05T16:33:30Z")
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5120 "2025-11-06T12:29:23Z")
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