# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 261
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5201 "2025-11-29T14:40:53Z")
World Domination t-shirts are available from BBC, World Domination Department, Cardiff. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5202 "2025-11-29T18:48:36Z")
My brain hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5203 "2025-11-30T04:41:29Z")
O Lord, we beseech thee etc. etc. etc., amen. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5204 "2025-11-30T13:33:33Z")
Poor fellow. I think he needs help. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5205 "2025-11-30T16:52:45Z")
What a rotten ending. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5206 "2025-12-01T14:31:08Z")
Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5207 "2025-12-01T16:41:57Z")
That’s a strange expression, Bruce. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5208 "2025-12-01T18:01:32Z")
Mr. Gabriello! People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head’s come off in the last six fights. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5209 "2025-12-01T18:07:27Z")
Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5210 "2025-12-01T18:15:09Z")
We were out strolling across a fiord one day when one of the local matadors came out of his tree house and flung a lot of old scimitars and guillotines out that he’d got cluttering up his wine cellar and apparently rather a large proportion of them landed on my wife causing her to snuff it without much more ado. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5211 "2025-12-02T16:21:14Z")
Well, this is hardly archaeology. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5212 "2025-12-02T16:27:47Z")
Bloody peasant! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5213 "2025-12-02T19:07:04Z")
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5214 "2025-12-03T16:21:30Z")
Ni! 😫 ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5215 "2025-12-03T17:07:30Z")
That must be the new gas cooker. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5216 "2025-12-03T19:02:28Z")
The door, Vic! Don’t touch the door! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5217 "2025-12-03T19:55:55Z")
Ow! Mind me war wound! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2025, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5218 "2025-12-04T13:45:27Z")
Herbert Mental collects birdwatchers’ eggs. At his home in Surrey he has a collection of over four hundred of them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2025, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5219 "2025-12-04T20:34:22Z")
DIRECTED BY PREBENDARY “CHOPPER” HARRIS Yes, Discourse… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5220 "2025-12-05T13:44:26Z")
It just says ‘We would like you to be in a sketch. You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, Lord Hill.’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=260) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=262)