# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 264
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5261 "2025-12-18T02:01:15Z")
Alright, we’ll call it a draw. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5262 "2025-12-18T13:37:37Z")
All right clever dick, all right clever dick. You two, come at me with raspberries, there you are, a whole basket each. Come on, come at me with them, then. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5263 "2025-12-18T14:11:47Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5264 "2025-12-18T17:26:21Z")
Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5265 "2025-12-18T20:45:00Z")
Adolf Hitler: “My dog’s got no nose.” ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5266 "2025-12-19T13:57:54Z")
Look, are you insinuating something? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5267 "2025-12-19T14:44:06Z")
This man is Ernest Scribbler… writer of jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5268 "2025-12-19T15:28:25Z")
It’s always Christmas in Heaven. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5269 "2025-12-19T15:36:14Z")
And now here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night. Leave your radio on during the night. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5270 "2025-12-19T15:39:50Z")
And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5271 "2025-12-19T20:02:07Z")
He ran away! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5272 "2025-12-19T23:40:01Z")
🎶 _When danger reared it’s ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5273 "2025-12-20T00:51:41Z")
🎶 _Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the glen…_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5274 "2025-12-20T01:09:51Z")
You’ve slept… with a lady? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5275 "2025-12-20T14:33:36Z")
She’s traveled. She’s from Purley. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5276 "2025-12-20T16:29:37Z")
Say no _more!_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5277 "2025-12-20T16:52:09Z")
Help! Help! I’m being repressed! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5278 "2025-12-21T04:35:41Z")
At 10:45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van, and take us 'round to the British Jewellery Centre in the High Street. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5279 "2025-12-21T05:53:01Z")
Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5280 "2025-12-21T14:03:43Z")
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