# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 268
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5341 "2026-01-05T23:26:07Z")
Spam, spam, spam, spam… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5342 "2026-01-06T05:07:05Z")
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, amen! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5343 "2026-01-06T14:52:40Z")
Anyway the majority of the molluscs are included in three large groups, the gastropods, the lamellibranchs and the cephalopods… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5344 "2026-01-06T23:24:42Z")
Well I’ll tell you something my lad. When you’re walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5345 "2026-01-07T15:35:56Z")
Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5346 "2026-01-07T15:53:28Z")
Just put down what I say. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5347 "2026-01-07T16:03:31Z")
What if he’s got a poin-ted stick? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5348 "2026-01-07T18:29:38Z")
Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5349 "2026-01-07T20:57:30Z")
One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture. There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5350 "2026-01-07T23:38:32Z")
Oh Ken! Be careful! You know what he’s like after a few novels. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5351 "2026-01-07T23:41:53Z")
Read all abaht it! Read all abaht it! Man turns into Scotsman! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5352 "2026-01-08T11:46:45Z")
You’ll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5353 "2026-01-08T20:28:00Z")
It’s our cat. He doesn’t do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5354 "2026-01-09T05:32:27Z")
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5355 "2026-01-09T14:50:06Z")
It’s a standing buffet only. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5356 "2026-01-09T16:56:13Z")
Now let me fill you in. I’m leading this expedition and we’re going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5357 "2026-01-09T22:42:37Z")
Oh bloody hell. Well we’d better give ourselves up then. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5358 "2026-01-10T14:21:02Z")
Dear Sir, how splendid it is to see the flower of British manhood wiping itself out with such pluck and tenacity. Britain need have no fear with leaders of this calibre. If only a few of the so-called working class would destroy themselves so sportingly. Yours etc., Brigadier Mainwaring Smith Smith Smith etc. Deceased etc. PS etc. Come on other ranks, show your stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5359 "2026-01-11T05:58:02Z")
Hear, hear! Well-spoken, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5360 "2026-01-11T06:20:14Z")
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