# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5361 "2026-01-11T15:23:12Z")
Good heavens man, why? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5362 "2026-01-11T18:52:02Z")
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5363 "2026-01-11T22:04:51Z")
Oh, bugger. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5364 "2026-01-12T02:53:19Z")
Not the comfy chair! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5365 "2026-01-12T16:26:43Z")
I’m afraid it’s my unpleasant duty to inform you that you’re fired. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5366 "2026-01-12T16:34:59Z")
It’ll be Parkinson next. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5367 "2026-01-12T17:11:33Z")
Good morning, I’d like to buy a book please. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5368 "2026-01-12T18:41:24Z")
I want to buy some _cheese!_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5369 "2026-01-12T21:43:33Z")
Come on, Parky! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5370 "2026-01-12T22:11:05Z")
🎶 And did those teeth in ancient time… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5371 "2026-01-13T14:46:58Z")
How tall were the Polynesians? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5372 "2026-01-13T18:35:44Z")
You’ve slept… with a lady? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5373 "2026-01-13T20:02:12Z")
Well, er, speaking as a man in the street… _(a car runs him over)_ Wagh! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2026, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5374 "2026-01-14T14:48:37Z")
Ladies, may I introduce to you the man who prophesied that a German monarch would soon embroil this country in continental affairs. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5375 "2026-01-14T16:02:14Z")
What’s it like? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2026, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5376 "2026-01-14T16:43:10Z")
I mean, be fair, I mean, I don’t eat squirrels do I? I mean well perhaps I do one or two but there’s no law against that, is there? It’s a free country. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5377 "2026-01-15T15:56:54Z")
You don’t mind living in a figment of another man’s imagination? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5378 "2026-01-16T05:24:29Z")
Stand and deliver! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5379 "2026-01-16T13:10:23Z")
Ah! I have only a fifty. Do you have change? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5380 "2026-01-16T17:19:31Z")
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