# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 270
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5381 "2026-01-16T19:51:22Z")
Run away! Run away! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5382 "2026-01-16T21:11:28Z")
That was never a willow. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5383 "2026-01-16T22:25:08Z")
The… Larch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5384 "2026-01-17T05:39:22Z")
Now if anybody else pinches my phrase I’ll throw them under a camel. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5385 "2026-01-17T17:34:58Z")
Zoom in on the 16mm and hold her, Enid. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5386 "2026-01-17T18:15:53Z")
But it’s my only line! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5387 "2026-01-18T05:43:47Z")
It _is_ the rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5388 "2026-01-18T06:23:03Z")
Dear Sirs, As a prolific letter-writer, I feel I must protest about the previous letter. I am nearly sixty and am quite mad, but I do enjoy listening to the BBC Home Service. If this continues to go on unabated …Dunkirk… dark days of the war… backs to the wall… Alvar Liddell … Berlin air lift … moral upheaval of Profumo case … young hippies roaming the streets, raping, looting and killing. Yours etc., Brigadier Arthur Gormanstrop (Mrs.) ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5389 "2026-01-18T13:10:33Z")
All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5390 "2026-01-18T13:22:50Z")
Oh, he shouldn’t be saying that, we haven’t done comparatives yet. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5391 "2026-01-20T00:49:06Z")
He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5392 "2026-01-20T04:33:53Z")
Hello, hello, who are you? You’re an out-of-work writer? Well, you’re fired. Roll the credits. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5393 "2026-01-20T06:14:39Z")
Well tried, Harry. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5394 "2026-01-20T23:02:39Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5395 "2026-01-21T04:25:06Z")
I heard that. Who said that? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5396 "2026-01-21T04:34:09Z")
Not at all. It’s not even a proper nose; it’s polystyrene. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5397 "2026-01-21T06:56:29Z")
The lion is in the contract. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5398 "2026-01-22T18:12:47Z")
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5399 "2026-01-22T18:37:05Z")
In spite of the fact that you only have one. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5400 "2026-01-23T22:07:18Z")
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