# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 271
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5401 "2026-01-24T03:10:40Z")
I’m sorry, we don’t need you this week. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5402 "2026-01-24T12:24:49Z")
All right then…bananas! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5403 "2026-01-24T16:40:24Z")
I’m afraid Sir Horace won’t be catching the 10.15, Lady Partridge. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5404 "2026-01-25T05:33:26Z")
I hate penguins. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5405 "2026-01-25T14:05:22Z")
I mean, be fair, I mean, I don’t eat squirrels do I? I mean well perhaps I do one or two but there’s no law against that, is there? It’s a free country. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5406 "2026-01-25T15:14:51Z")
It’s funny because the squirrel dies. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5407 "2026-01-25T21:00:39Z")
Next we have number four, ‘crunchy frog’. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5408 "2026-01-26T14:43:44Z")
Great! We’ll shoot it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5409 "2026-01-26T19:29:31Z")
How Not To Be Seen ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5410 "2026-01-26T21:50:52Z")
Skip a bit, brother. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5411 "2026-01-27T14:38:52Z")
I can say nothing at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5412 "2026-01-27T19:30:24Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5413 "2026-01-28T13:10:00Z")
Oh, I gather you’ve got a little rodental problem. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5414 "2026-01-28T17:59:54Z")
It’s just a wafer-thin mint, sir. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5415 "2026-01-29T14:01:32Z")
Sorry old man, we don’t understand your banter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5416 "2026-01-30T18:09:18Z")
Better get me a bucket. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5417 "2026-01-30T19:25:49Z")
A political struggle. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5418 "2026-01-30T19:31:55Z")
G’day, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2026, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5419 "2026-01-31T05:40:11Z")
There is no… Rule 6. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2026, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5420 "2026-01-31T06:11:09Z")
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