# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 274
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5461 "2026-02-12T03:06:55Z")
Well, Block, nice to have you on the show again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5462 "2026-02-12T05:44:45Z")
G’day, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5463 "2026-02-12T15:01:16Z")
If she … weighs the same as a duck … she’s made of wood. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5464 "2026-02-12T16:52:01Z")
The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5465 "2026-02-12T19:54:38Z")
Oh, well you see we love blancmanges. My wife makes them. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5466 "2026-02-12T20:08:23Z")
Is she a goer, eh? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5467 "2026-02-12T20:10:04Z")
Right! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5468 "2026-02-13T14:31:31Z")
Spam! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5469 "2026-02-13T15:00:15Z")
This belongs to a Mrs Edgeworth of Pinner - she’s standing over there. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5470 "2026-02-13T22:49:51Z")
The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening as it eats into the profits. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5471 "2026-02-14T13:00:32Z")
Our sales would plummet! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5472 "2026-02-14T17:36:06Z")
And there was much rejoicing. (Yay.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5473 "2026-02-15T05:20:59Z")
You lucky bastard. You lucky, lucky _bastard!_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5474 "2026-02-15T14:53:18Z")
How did you know my name was Eric? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5475 "2026-02-15T19:18:53Z")
Well, er, speaking as a man in the street… _(a car runs him over)_ Wagh! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5476 "2026-02-15T22:08:28Z")
She’s got huge tracts of land. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5477 "2026-02-16T03:51:42Z")
Oh! Sorry! Was that your ear? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5478 "2026-02-16T15:36:15Z")
All right, all right. I’ll give you one more chance, get on the table… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5479 "2026-02-16T15:48:32Z")
And now for something more completely different… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5480 "2026-02-16T18:23:07Z")
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