# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 284
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5661 "2026-04-05T11:11:20Z")
Shouldn’t you call the Church? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5662 "2026-04-05T14:05:33Z")
… then the old ladies are thrown into the fjords… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5663 "2026-04-05T14:13:05Z")
The Fyffe-Chulmleigh Spoon for Latin Elegaics… goes to … People’s Republic of China! Aaaagh! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5664 "2026-04-05T17:23:56Z")
What is your favorite color? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5665 "2026-04-05T21:23:51Z")
What an eccentric performance. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5666 "2026-04-06T02:03:30Z")
With me now is Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5667 "2026-04-06T02:36:03Z")
I see. You’d better wait here. I’ll get a cloth. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5668 "2026-04-06T02:51:22Z")
Burglar, madam. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5669 "2026-04-06T12:45:16Z")
No, I see. Well, never mind I’ll just take the ‘Lord Lieutenant in Nylons’ then, and these two copies of ‘Piggie Parade’. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5670 "2026-04-06T19:45:40Z")
I cut down trees. I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5671 "2026-04-06T19:58:11Z")
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5672 "2026-04-06T21:31:05Z")
Some men call me… Tim. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5673 "2026-04-06T23:08:55Z")
G’day, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5674 "2026-04-07T00:30:23Z")
Bunch of monkeys on your ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let’s get the bacon delivered! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5675 "2026-04-07T02:40:16Z")
Will passengers for flight one, please assemble at gate one. Passengers are advised that there is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5676 "2026-04-07T13:56:41Z")
Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5677 "2026-04-07T14:54:40Z")
Well, for a start, at the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me…At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours…people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction…and I can walk into a room without… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5678 "2026-04-07T20:07:58Z")
Actually, I’m a gynaecologist, but this is my lunch hour. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5679 "2026-04-07T20:30:06Z")
Good doctor morning! Nice year for the time of day! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5680 "2026-04-07T20:43:30Z")
Look, for all I know, sir, you could’ve bought these in London before you ever went to Switzerland. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=283) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=285)