# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 285
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5681 "2026-04-07T21:06:33Z")
This house is surrounded. I’m afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the room. No, I must ask nobody … no, I must ask everybody to… I must not ask anyone to leave the room. No one must be asked by me to leave the room. No, no one must ask the room to leave. I … I … ask the room shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the room somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the room? Everyone must leave the room… as it is… with them in it. Phew. Understand? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5682 "2026-04-07T21:54:21Z")
He’s not the Messiah! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5683 "2026-04-07T22:18:10Z")
There’s no pleasing some people. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5684 "2026-04-07T22:45:39Z")
_Theresamanbehindyer?!_ Ah, you’re not going to catch me with an old one like that. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5685 "2026-04-08T03:15:51Z")
I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I’d like to change please. I’d like to have this one instead please. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5686 "2026-04-08T13:42:09Z")
Hello. Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5687 "2026-04-08T13:58:22Z")
Sir Robin, the Not-_quite_-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot, who had _nearly_ fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had _nearly_ stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had _personally_ wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5688 "2026-04-08T18:51:48Z")
If this is Bolton, I shall return to the pet shop. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5689 "2026-04-08T19:09:42Z")
To boost the British economy I’d tax all foreigners living abroad. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5690 "2026-04-09T01:01:45Z")
How could you miss!? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5691 "2026-04-09T01:11:32Z")
What is your quest? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5692 "2026-04-09T04:20:16Z")
Go clean your armour. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5693 "2026-04-09T13:16:22Z")
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you and now for the fish - the fish down the trousers. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5694 "2026-04-09T13:28:04Z")
Come on you weed! You weed, do your worst! Come on, you puny little man. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5695 "2026-04-09T13:34:41Z")
- Well screw the Bible! Let’s get on with this bleeding trial, I’ve got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o’clock. Superintendent Lufthansa will you please read the charge. - Is a charge strictly necessary, m’lud? - The press is here. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5696 "2026-04-09T22:22:26Z")
Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5697 "2026-04-09T22:35:34Z")
Insert FISH SLAPPING DANCE here. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5698 "2026-04-10T01:05:29Z")
At least ours was committed–It wasn’t just a string of pussy jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5699 "2026-04-10T02:37:46Z")
Oh, a wire. I’m on a _wire_, am I? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5700 "2026-04-10T12:34:54Z")
He’s bluffing. You’re mind’s gone, Jenkins. You’re rubbish. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=284) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=286)