# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 286
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5701 "2026-04-10T14:48:24Z")
Number twelve. The naughty bits of a lady. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5702 "2026-04-10T14:51:54Z")
BUT THERE LET US LEAVE THE ART CRITIC TO STRANGLE HIS WIFE AND MOVE ON TO PASTURES NEW (Yes, Discourse, this is a complete sentence. It is just ALL CAPS.) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5703 "2026-04-10T17:07:04Z")
I waggled my wig at him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5704 "2026-04-10T19:57:19Z")
_And Harry, what are your hobbies outside summarizing?_ Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5705 "2026-04-10T20:03:57Z")
Lancelot! Lancelot! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2026, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5706 "2026-04-11T11:39:00Z")
Shut up. Now. Brandish that…brandish that raspberry. Come on, be as vicious as you like with it. Come on. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2026, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5707 "2026-04-11T12:04:56Z")
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, galloping through the sward Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, and his horse Concorde He steals from the rich, he gives to the poor Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2026, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5708 "2026-04-11T17:07:14Z")
Message for you, Sir! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2026, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5709 "2026-04-11T17:46:03Z")
I didn’t expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2026, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5710 "2026-04-11T19:38:11Z")
That’s right. Just for the hour. Only I ain’t gonna pay more’n a fiver cos it ain’t worth it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5711 "2026-04-12T03:41:38Z")
And now your second question for the blow on the head is: what is the main food that penguins eat? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5712 "2026-04-12T04:27:45Z")
Lovely people, the Romans. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5713 "2026-04-12T11:22:39Z")
Right! If that’s the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5714 "2026-04-12T11:34:12Z")
Sing Little Birdie? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5715 "2026-04-12T11:34:52Z")
I like Chinese. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5716 "2026-04-12T15:44:50Z")
- Ooh! What’s happening? - It’s all right. It’s only a flashback. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5717 "2026-04-13T01:32:17Z")
No, no, the word, ‘intercourse’ - good and woody…Inter…cooouuuurrrrrse… pert…pert thighs…botty, botty botty… _(the mother leaves the room)_…erogenous zooonnne ha-ha!.. _con_cubine…erogenous _zooooooooooooone_! Loose woman…erogenous zone…_(the mother returns and throws a bucket of water over him)_ Oh, thank you, dear (clears throat) you know, it’s a funny thing, dear…all the naughty words sound woody. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5718 "2026-04-13T01:35:04Z")
Knew she would. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5719 "2026-04-13T02:21:59Z")
Is she a goer, eh? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5720 "2026-04-13T04:52:54Z")
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