# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 289
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5761 "2026-04-20T16:49:09Z")
Run away! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5762 "2026-04-20T16:50:27Z")
Still no settlement in the coal mine dispute at Llanddarog. Miners refused to return to work until the management define a metope. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5763 "2026-04-21T12:21:29Z")
You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5764 "2026-04-21T14:56:40Z")
Ah, um, ah, I’ve forgotten what I wanted to say. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5765 "2026-04-21T15:20:18Z")
It could grip it by the husk! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5766 "2026-04-21T15:43:00Z")
Why, he’s mending it with his own hands! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2026, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5767 "2026-04-21T23:10:31Z")
And now a dormitory in a girls’ public school. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5768 "2026-04-22T03:28:26Z")
It’s very good about the spectacles. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5769 "2026-04-22T13:11:11Z")
Well, well done, Mr Hamlet. You’ve done extremely well in our disorientation tests. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5770 "2026-04-22T13:37:02Z")
My hovercraft is full of eels. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5771 "2026-04-22T20:05:09Z")
Well, you can’t blame British Rail for that! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5772 "2026-04-22T21:03:21Z")
I would tax the nude in my bed. No - not tax. What is the word.~ Oh - welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5773 "2026-04-22T21:17:26Z")
Did you write this symphony in the shed? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5774 "2026-04-23T13:36:51Z")
But now over to the exploding version of the ‘Blue Danube’. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5775 "2026-04-23T15:53:17Z")
So Miss Johnson returned to her typing and dreamed her little dreamy dreams, unaware as she was of the cruel trick fate had in store for her. For Miss Johnson was about to fall victim of the dreaded international Chinese Communist Conspiracy. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5776 "2026-04-23T23:51:46Z")
I like Chinese. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5777 "2026-04-24T03:52:42Z")
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for _us?_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2026, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5778 "2026-04-24T03:59:58Z")
Oh, shut up, elephant snout. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2026, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5779 "2026-04-24T11:15:53Z")
You wouldn’t let me join, would you, ya black-balling bastards! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2026, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5780 "2026-04-24T11:44:16Z")
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that’s definitely the cooker I ordered - a blue and white CookEasi. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=288) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=290)